An Open Letter to Mint

"Kake Bake" (kakebake) 07/01/2014 at 15:41 • Filed to: mintlopnik

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Dear Mint, where do you get off? Who decided you should be the paragon of breath freshness? What of the person who wants to buy rancid chicken fat flavored toothpaste? In closing, please scale it back, Mint.

505Turbeaux > Kake Bake 07/01/2014 at 15:50

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yes, but what is up with pig face?

extraspecialbitter > Kake Bake 07/01/2014 at 15:52

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Nooooo!!! What are you doing?! Quick, say you're sorry before it starts boycotting cookies!

Mosqvich > 505Turbeaux 07/01/2014 at 15:55

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I think that might be Kake Bake scheming bad moves against the twins.

505Turbeaux > Mosqvich 07/01/2014 at 15:57

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lol schemin'

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Kake Bake 07/01/2014 at 15:58

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Dear KakaBerk:

Mint chocolate chip ice cream is fucking awesome. As long as mint is considered "fresh", I can eat all the mint chocolate chip I want and never brush my teeth.

Your Pal

Rgumbling Grarver, now with no teeth.

f86sabre > Kake Bake 07/01/2014 at 15:58

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Just buy the Thin Mints man. Just buy them.

vorspringing > Kake Bake 07/01/2014 at 16:57

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Yes! And mint, quit getting yourself all over perfectly good chocolate that did nothing to anyone while you're at it.